Sam I Am (now with answers!)

So I'm folding laundry at midnight, trying to uncover my bed so I can get in it. I go to put some sheets in the "linen" closet and see a long forgotten game... Dr Seuss Trivia! How perfect! I got it years ago, then found it to be wicked hard... what do you think?

In 'The Lorax', what is the only plant outside the Once-ler's house?
a) a shrub
b) a cactus
c) a Christmas tree

In which Dr. Seuss book can you find the story of Gertrude McFuzz?
a) The Sneetches and Other Stories
b) I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories
c) Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories

Who said,"It's high time that you knew of the terribly horrible thing that Zooks do. In every Zook house and in every Zook Town every Zook eats his bread with the butter side down!"

a) VanItch

b) Grandfather

c) Chief Yookeroo

In 'Horton Hears a Who!', on what date did Horton first hear the small noise?
a) May 5
b) May 15
c) May 25

What color are the cow's horns in 'Mr. Brown Can MOO! Can You?'
a) blue
b) orange
c) green

In 'The Lorax', what do you have to give the Once-ler to talk, other than 15 cents and a nail?
a) a shell of a great-great-great-grandfather snail
b) an old rusty hook for his dented up pail
c) a never used stamp for his never sent mail

In 'Fox in Socks', what animals appear in Ben and Bim's band?
a) cows
b) mokeys
c) pigs

Name the unhappy, dissatisfied king of Sala-ma-Sond.
a) King Derwin of Didd
b) King Birtram of Binn
c) Yertle the Turtle

From which book comes:
"And, speaking of birds, there's the Russian Palooski.
Whose headski is redski and belly is blueski."
a) If I Ran the Zoo
b) If I Ran the Circus
c) Oh, the Thinks You Can Think

Where did the scary encounter with the pants with nobody inside of them take place?
a) on a mountain
b) in the woods
c) in the Valley of Vung

Name the Fix-it-Up Chappie who could put stars on and take stars off of Sneetches.
a) Sylvester McMonkey McBean
b) Marvin K. Mooney
c) Bartholomew Cubbins

In 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back', how many little cats are in the Cat's hat?
a) 6
b) 16
c) 26

What herbivorous weapon does the Yook patrol use to keep away Zooks?
a) a Brickle-Bush Stick
b) a Snick-Berry Switch
c) a Gak from Yak Club

In 'Hop on Pop', what big words does father read?
a) Constantinople and Timbuktu
b) Eldorado and Catmandu
c) Borodino and Waterloo

Complete the line:
"And how fortunate you're not Professor de Breeze who has spent the last thirty-two yeast, if you please, trying to teach Irish ducks how to read..."
a) Siamese
b) Jivvanese
c) Breezeanese

In 'McElligot's Pool', where are the Eskimo Fish from?
a) Kuskokwim Bay
b) Hudson Bay
c) Bristol Bay

What color are the question marks on the cover of 'The Cat's Quizzer'?
a) purple
b) blue
c) green

(this last one is in memory of my Dad... ;p )
Finish the rhyme:
"When at last we are sure
you've been properly pilled,
then a few paper forms
must be properly filled
so that you and your heirs
may be properly..."
a) milled
b) billed
c) drilled

If anyone wants to play... I'm here through the weekend!